The Siblings
We are VERY mature.
Adam lives in Denver, Colorado with his lovely wife and two sons. He creates a lot of content for his YouTube channel and podcasts (links on home page), enjoys hiking and gaming and tormenting his sisters. He is still a little butt-hurt over a game called Alligator invented by Brooke when they were kids. He is very tall and was never little.
The only way we can be taller than Adam is to make him sit down for Photos.
Brooke (in pink) is an attorney in Southern California, and therefore, she believes she is smarter than everyone else. This is debatable, no matter how fast she talks. She lives Brady-Bunch-style with her daughter, her super hot boyfriend and his three sons. She regularly laughs til she pees her pants and has a very impressive collection of sunglasses, which she wears all the time - even when it’s raining, because one time in 8th grade she got sunburned eyeballs and she will never get over it.
Emily will occasionally appear on this podcast so she gets a mini-bio.
Emily is the favorite. She lives near our parents and lets them see 2/5ths of their grandkids on a regular basis. She was the loudest snorer as a child, but since having her tonsils removed, she is now only an average snorer. She lives with her husband and their two sons out in the countryside. She is the most beautiful of all of us, and plays the pianoforte really well.